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Mel’s Shack of Sex Toys
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Mel’s Shack of Sex Toys

Mel’s Shack of Sex Toys
The Unadulterated BS Podcast
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Episode 146: Sex Shops, The Shredder, and SWAT Standoff Swiping

Welcome to Episode 146 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast!

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Here is what’s on the docket for this episode:

  • The Purveyor of the Perverted: We kick things off with a fake sponsor read for "Melissa's Shack of Sex Toys." We dive into her profound love of goats and learn that petting the farm animals isn't the only thing getting stroked down at the shop.

  • The Oroku Saki Monologues: A brand new comedy experiment. What happens when you take Melania Trump’s recent speech about Jeffrey Epstein and replace every mention of him with the real name of the arch-nemesis from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It’s bizarre, it’s highly specific, and we're still not entirely sure if it's good. Let us know if the bit landed.

  • This Week in BS: We round up the most ridiculous news of the week.

    • The Holy Algorithm: Tech companies are cashing in on "AI Jesus" and "BuddhaBots," charging people $1.99 a minute to video chat with a digitally rendered lord and savior.

    • An Expensive Ultimatum: Ugandan Army General Muhoozi took to social media to demand $1 billion and a Turkish wife from the country of Turkey within 30 days... or else he's shutting down their embassy.

    • Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: A deputy goes viral after being caught on camera casually scrolling a dating app in the middle of a tense, tear-gas-filled SWAT standoff. You can't stop the hustle.

Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and enjoy the show!

And now, the legal stuff....

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